Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What stops a train? A missile

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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