- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Women's professional sports

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

you gay?

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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