- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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