- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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