A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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u suck

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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