- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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