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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Chuck Norris.

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