What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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