- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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