- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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