- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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