- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

whats your budget like? a budget.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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