- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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