How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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