Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

I went to work today....

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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