- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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