- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Waseem is a hard worker.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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