- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Death by kayak

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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