- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Two women were sitting quietly.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Waseem is a hard worker.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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