- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Albert <3 Hunter

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A baby seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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