Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anthony sucks

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

24

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Anti Joke

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