Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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