- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Jovan

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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