- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Anthony sucks

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

24

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??