You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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star wars kid

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