- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

i like it in the mouth

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats the defination of cruelty

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

u know whats a crime? rape

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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