- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

read this sentence again.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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