What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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