- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.