What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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