- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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