- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Obama = ebola

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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