- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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