- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Gretta has five legs? -no

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Feminism

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

You bumder!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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