How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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