What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Male leadership.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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