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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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