- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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