read this sentence again.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Life

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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