- Anti Joke

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.