I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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