- Anti Joke

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.