knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

whats brown and sticky a stick

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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