- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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