- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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