- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.