Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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