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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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