Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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whats black? the colour

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Anti Joke

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