- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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