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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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