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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why? Because.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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