A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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