- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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