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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Justin with a hat.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon