- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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