What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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