Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

hi charles lattuca III

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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