- Anti Joke

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

human centipede

Small Penis.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.