- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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