what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Vaginal secretions

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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