- Anti Joke

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.