- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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