- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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