What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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