- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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