Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Your life

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

an ethopian thanksgiving

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Where can I apply for janitor school?

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

An Asian with a big dick.

Anti Joke

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