Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Chinese men having large penis.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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