How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Please ignore this statement.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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batman has diarrhea

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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