One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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bite me

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Neither did she.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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