- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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