How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Jordan is pregant

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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