- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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