- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

pobody's nerfect

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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