What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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read me write me

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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