Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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