- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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