Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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