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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Please don't shoot me

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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