- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Black people.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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