Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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