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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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