- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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