Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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