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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

that wall over there ->

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over