What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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