what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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