- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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