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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)