- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

being sober in a bar fight

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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