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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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