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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A house comes around the corner.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.