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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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