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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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