- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

the economy.

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