- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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