- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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