A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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