why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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