- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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