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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women left the kitchen.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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