- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

This is not funny.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

I'm so punny.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

knock knock!? . . No.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

joke under this line wins _________________________

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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