Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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