How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I C U P White stuff

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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