I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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