Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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i hate non minorities!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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