- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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