- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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