- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Fine, ladies first.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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