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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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