- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

nothing

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

salad days!

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Chris is hairy

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Justin Bieber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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