An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How would you rule?

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Guest what? Dog

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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