- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Pickles are powerful

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

my egg roll

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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