Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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AIDS

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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