- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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