- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's 2+2? Fish

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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