- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!