- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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