- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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