- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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