A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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what's up? my penis.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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How do you end a sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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