- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

you will like this because i am black.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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