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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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