- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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