What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Anti Joke

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