- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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