- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

The cream, it is coming

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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