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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

i hate non minorities!

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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