Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

No!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

thumb_up thumb_down -30

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

thumb_up thumb_down -30

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

thumb_up thumb_down -32

kk

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops