I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

I don't believe in giraffes.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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