Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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