Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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