- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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