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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

24 Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.