- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

it was all Tagart

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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