- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Nickelback.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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