wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Rebecca Black

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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