- Anti Joke

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

No because your face is really f***** up.