Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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