When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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