- Anti Joke

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad