What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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black people swimming

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Anti Joke

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