- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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