AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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