- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.