- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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