A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

school homewrok

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Feminism.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...