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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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