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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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