What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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