- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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