What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Jebron Lames.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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rocky is here again.......................

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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