- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

they're dead. idiot.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

get in the car.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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