- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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