- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man checks his mypsace

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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