Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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