- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

This is a joke.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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