- Anti Joke

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Katy Perry

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.