How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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