Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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