what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Anti Joke

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