a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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