- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Indians

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

eoin burgin is fat

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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