- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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