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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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