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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's half of 8? o

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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