- Anti Joke

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.