How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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