- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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