- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Well this is pointless.....

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

I hate blackniggers

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