What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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The WPGA tour

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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where's mom I killed her

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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