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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Girls Lacrosse.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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