There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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