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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What does? 42

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Llamaworm

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

the bible

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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