- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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