- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

why did the man die? he was shot

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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