- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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