- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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