- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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