- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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